Our Family: "I'm going to look like Uncle Pipes when I get bigger!"

Jake's words of the day

After two days of camping and my mom telling Jake it was ok to "pee on a tree," he asked if he could go to a real bathroom to "pee like a real boy."
"I still can't eat eggs. I'm not old enough."
"Mama, can I have one candy corn? Well, maybe I have three instead."
"When I turn four I can eat eggs."
"No Bode. You can't play with my toys. They're dangerous." i.e. "I don't like to share."
"Do garbage men eat this to make them strong?"
"She's a punkin' lunkin' (describing his new baby sister)."
"I's a knucklehead" or "I's obnoxious."
"Mom, I don't want to fall and hurt my noodle (or 'noggin')."